Dear Chica. I sincerely believe that you are a nice person!! and you look good in the distorted picture. since sex and perversion are the only questions addressed to u i’ll ask u differently…. why are there such kind of persons?? thanks a lot and u are very cute!! cedric, ur fan at may crush sa iy, 19 yrs, taking up ab eng!! - Cedric via email

Chica - Why do you think you know me? Do you think that we are friends? Hell no! There are “those kind of persons” because everybody is like that one way or the other! I think you need help if you have a crush on someone from this site!

Dear Chica, why do they call the man that handles their invstment a BROKER? Kidding I would just like to know what is a jolog? and what BTW stands for? Thanks - Bobo via email

Chica - A jolog is a person who is Pro-Erap. A jolog is a person who wears bright neon yellow or orange plastick “Birks”. Actually anybody can be a jolog. You don’t have to be poor to be a jolog. When I answer questions, I try and be a jolog. BTW stand for But The Weiner. But The Weiner means that you should put your butt next to a weiner.

Hi chica, its me allain an internet and game sucker want to know more about u can i hab ur picture as in a clear picture of yours including ur resume hehe! biggest fan. - Stan via email

Chica - What is “allain”? People might think that I made a typo. You suck internet and games? Doesn’t that hurt? How do you fit the modem in you mouth? You must be sucking on one of those pocket USB modems. What gmes do you suck? Playstation? Dreamcast? Family Computer? If you want to know more about me, then use your imagination. I’m not giving anymore information about myself. I would like to be able to walk outside without being mobbed by 1,000’s of jologs : ) If you want a clear picture, try and fix it your self. Why do you want my resume? I don’t wanna work with you at Jolliebee!

chika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Anonymus via email

Chica - Looking to my partner in life? I hope that was a typo! You’ll never find someone if you really talk that way. Your 30 years old? You must be the oldest person visiting this site! I thought this site only attracted 10 year olds.

a chika…what if inlove ka sa isnag girl pero she doesnt like you…but u still want her…what should i do?pero maraming may alam sa school na may gusto ka sa kanya pero wla syang gusto sa’yo…thanks.. - Ice via email

Chica - I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are not true to yourself…….just kidding, you thought you were gonna get a straight answer from me???!!! I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are ONE UGLY BASTARD!!!!!! Face it people, people are see you on the outside. If you think your beautiful on the inside, then flip yourself inside out then!!!! Sorry for being mean but that’s the truth. It’s true, it’s true. Why don’t you just try and buy her. I’m sure she has a price. Maybe P20?

If you could “hear” men’s thoughts..whose thoughts would you want to hear first? - El Demonyo via email

Chica - I could hear mens thoughts! I would like to hear the thoughts of Erap. I would probably get bored cuz I woldn’t hear anything!!!!!!!

Is it true that Jay-Z is half Filipino?

Dear Chica:
Yes, how do you think he got that nose and Beyonce?

Dear Chica. I sincerely believe that you are a nice person!! and you look good in the distorted picture. since sex and perversion are the only questions addressed to u i’ll ask u differently…. why are there such kind of persons?? thanks a lot and u are very cute!! cedric, ur fan at may crush sa iy, 19 yrs, taking up ab eng!! - Cedric via email

Chica - Why do you think you know me? Do you think that we are friends? Hell no! There are “those kind of persons” because everybody is like that one way or the other! I think you need help if you have a crush on someone from this site!

Dear Chica, why do they call the man that handles their invstment a BROKER? Kidding I would just like to know what is a jolog? and what BTW stands for? Thanks - Bobo via email

Chica - A jolog is a person who is Pro-Erap. A jolog is a person who wears bright neon yellow or orange plastick “Birks”. Actually anybody can be a jolog. You don’t have to be poor to be a jolog. When I answer questions, I try and be a jolog. BTW stand for But The Weiner. But The Weiner means that you should put your butt next to a weiner.

Hi chica, its me allain an internet and game sucker want to know more about u can i hab ur picture as in a clear picture of yours including ur resume hehe! biggest fan. - Stan via email

Chica - What is “allain”? People might think that I made a typo. You suck internet and games? Doesn’t that hurt? How do you fit the modem in you mouth? You must be sucking on one of those pocket USB modems. What gmes do you suck? Playstation? Dreamcast? Family Computer? If you want to know more about me, then use your imagination. I’m not giving anymore information about myself. I would like to be able to walk outside without being mobbed by 1,000’s of jologs : ) If you want a clear picture, try and fix it your self. Why do you want my resume? I don’t wanna work with you at Jolliebee!

chika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Anonymus via email

Chica - Looking to my partner in life? I hope that was a typo! You’ll never find someone if you really talk that way. Your 30 years old? You must be the oldest person visiting this site! I thought this site only attracted 10 year olds.

a chika…what if inlove ka sa isnag girl pero she doesnt like you…but u still want her…what should i do?pero maraming may alam sa school na may gusto ka sa kanya pero wla syang gusto sa’yo…thanks.. - Ice via email

Chica - I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are not true to yourself…….just kidding, you thought you were gonna get a straight answer from me???!!! I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are ONE UGLY BASTARD!!!!!! Face it people, people are see you on the outside. If you think your beautiful on the inside, then flip yourself inside out then!!!! Sorry for being mean but that’s the truth. It’s true, it’s true. Why don’t you just try and buy her. I’m sure she has a price. Maybe P20?

If you could “hear” men’s thoughts..whose thoughts would you want to hear first? - El Demonyo via email

Chica - I could hear mens thoughts! I would like to hear the thoughts of Erap. I would probably get bored cuz I woldn’t hear anything!!!!!!!

Name: sp02
Sex: Male
Age: 16
Email: robert_13@hotmail.com
Display email: Yes
Question: i have this “huge” problem. i have a girl and malapit na kaming mag-sex.pro the “huge” problem is, i have 4 inched dick.ang liit!nahihiya ako kasi baka pagtawanan lang ako ng girlfriend ko and baka i-compare nya yung dick ko sa dick ng x-boyfriend nya.. what should i do?! im in desperate need to have my dick enlarged!!

help!

sp02*

Chica - I read in Time magazine that a cow has 20X the sucking power of a vacum. I suggest to goto the nearest farm and find a cow. I think you will like the cow better than your girlfriend.

Name: Son ni Gokou
Sex: Male
Age: 19
Question: I am in luv w/ a very impossible girl, actually ok lang kung ganon lang but the problem she’s older than me, worse kasama ko pa sya sa bahay. Dunno, if ever na d ko pa nasabi sa kanya to, mawawala na respeto ko sa srili ko. ano gagawin ko?

Chica - Sounds like Mission Impossible. I think you should do what Caloy did. I bet he gets all the women now!

chica, are u amiel? taena masyado ka ng desperado chongki boy! wala ka na
bang magawa sa buhay mo? maganda site mo oo! pero yang pinag gagawa mo, nde
yan gawain ng isang bedista! tang ina! sa bagay, nde kita masisisis, isa kang
desperadong bedista na walang magawa at tinatamad umamin na isang kang bakla.
hehehehe.

-pakensheT - via email

Chica - No, I’m not Amiel. It seems like some parlor gay is claiming to be me! Of couse this site is not something a Bedista would do. A Bedista would make a Jolina or April Boy fan site instead. Is it Bedista or Badingsta?

TULUNGAN MO KO WALA AKO GIRLFRIEND EH!!!!
Anonymous- via email

Chica - So what! Join the billions of men around the world. Why don’t you just buy a goat or something.

hey chica!
is barbi from barbi’s cradle a lezbo? n if she was, wud u fall 4 her?

ba2sai - via email

Chica - I think she’s taken by Aiza Seguerra.

Dear Chica
May pag-asa pa ba ang Pilipinas? May mga pilipino pa
bang handang isugal ang buhay para sa bayan? Anong
pag-ibag ba ang hihigit sa pagmamahal sa tinubuang
lupa? What do you think about Aisa Seguerra’s song?

googoo - via email

Chica - There is NO hope for our country. If there was, this website would not exist. Regarding Aiza’s song, I think she’s singing it to Lolit Solis.

hi i’m almerick i’m 17 n m studyin in singapore.. ok sobra site mo..! haha i came accross you site
kc i was wonderin if sum1 took the domain na… gonna put up a site sana e.. heheh well i guess
naunahan ako… i really hope this doesnt get posted on your dear chica comments.. id greatly
appreciate that… hmm… do you have icq? cud i get ur uin? that is if its ok.. =)
yah and btw, i tried to “undo” you pic but cant seem to do it… sorry just curious… =)

almerick =P - via email

Chica - So you wanted to make a website with the Putanginamo.com domain? What would you do with the domain? I think the owner is selling it for $350,000.00. So many other websites try to copy Putanginamo.com and fail like you failed 3rd grade. BTW, the fact that you said, “I really hope this doesn’t get posted”, means you wanted it posted. Your not fooling anybody!

hi can i know what is the feature of dear chica pls send me ur infomation about this - Nelson via email

Chica - Read it and find out. Do I need to explain everything?

hello! i’ve read the email about the guy who wanted to kill his higher subordinates.. and that his looking for a girl to setle with.. well mah cousin is also looking for a guy about his age and she’s also in canada! in case his interested he can email her at Toriah_94@yahoo.com thanks!!! btw. i like yer attitude!! go girl!!. - Mestiza via email

Chica - Your friend must be very desperate! I hope she like old fat horny white dudes.

Dear Chica:

I am noticing that many of your questions and responses are in English, yet many of those on the message board are in Tagalog (I think). Do you translate the questions you receive before posting them or do you leave the text intact.

Neal - via email

Chica - There’s no translation. I just reply in English so those stupid AmeriKKKans can understand! Hehehe

hey i just checked out ur site…its bad ass chica! im from the states and
ive never ever seen a filipino website like that before. its not like that
gay shit other filipinos post on the net, its the real deal. keep it up girl
-stephanie - via email

Chica - We don’t keep it real, we keep it RIGHT…..

what is the best sex position to impress a girl?. - Anonymus via text

Chica - Try against the wall while standing on your hands while surfing the net.

chica, u think ur so special…ur the kind of person that cares only for herself and her wellbeing. ur comments made me laugh at first, but ur comments just got so stupid at times it makes me want think about ur present situation in life…hmmm sounds like u got a LOT of problems…about whining about ur shitty job, shitty what-have u. what does ur e-collumn do anyway? try to make people laugh at making stupid comments at (sometines) serious quetions…maybe it’s that kind of image u want to show to the public. (that ur a bitch no matter how u look at urself.) no wonder ur pic is pixelated. no offense but thats how i see things. - Anonymus via email

Chica - Do you really think this is my job? Do you think this website earns money to pay for employees? Helooooooo!! I’m not trying to do anything with this “Dear Chica” crap. If you don’t like it then visit one of those tired lame ass “fLiP pRIdE 4eVa” websites. My advise for you my friend is………Don’t hate, just masterbate!

hummm… nice site, i hope your helping ppl instead of making em more sick, hehehehe anyways i like it! keep it up. im not on the edge of the cliff so i think ill just wanna say hi to all of u guys.. esp chica
=) - Fast Track Digital via email

Chica - After they visit this website they become sicker.

Sup Bitch. Got a question for your wannabe hip hop ghetto ass. Are you
really as ooogly as you come across? I bet you’re hiding cause your shit
would be slammed if we saw how you really looked. I heard you were so oogly
you would make an onion cry. It’s probably good your pic is blurred cause
if it was focused you would crack my monitor you litle native rat. What you
need is a good scrubbin’ you dirty weak ass jeepney riding Taft avenue
walking rotten kuta smellin cocksucker. P.S. Tell your mom wassssap! - Mr.Chavez via email - hawkinsjj10@hotmail.com

Chica - Wannabe hip hop ghetto ass? Who said that I’m Carlos Agassi? If you read the past issues, you would know why I choose not to show myself. One reason is so that jologs like to don’t hound me when I’m doin’ my thing. Understand? I heard you were sooo ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom. You bark pretty loud for someone with a Hotmail.com address. Your a stereotype living the hype……

chica i dont know how can u stomach this kind of shit that u are doin? wala k na bang pagalang sa sarili mo? what the fuck are you doin? wala ka na bang magawa sa buhay mo? - Edelaine Alfaro Tordecillas via email

Chica - Heloooooo?????? Do you think I spend hours doing this website? Do you think I loose sleep over this? Hell no! This is my secret identity. During the day I’m Clark Kent. It’s funny that people often complain about this site. Sometimes they complain 3-4 times a week. If you don’t like this site then goto Disney.com! Next!

Hey chica…im from jersey and im coming back to pinas this month… u know any one that i could chill with while im there? ages 18-21…iight thanks…..jenevy 18yrs old. - Jjenevy via email

Chica - Yeah. I know this perfect guy. He just “Resigned” from his job, so he isn’t doing much. He is rich too. He lives in North Greenhills. I’ll hook you up.

ive just graduated from college.Iam working for an ISP company, as a web
developer. Iam enjoying my job. The problem is I dont like the ppl i work
with especially the ppl that has higher position than me, I want to kill
all of them. Could you help me on how I could kill them. Thanks and I love
you.hika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Mike via email

Chica - Don’t kill them. It might get you fired. What you could do is piss in their coffee when they are not looking. Better yet, piss in the water bottle in the canteen. After they drink the piss water, email them through a fake account in hotmail telling them that they drank piss

GREETINGS TO YOU MA’AM CHICA!

I’LL BE VERY STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! I hope u dnt mind! I have been joining and sending e-mails to several “horny” female members of several
adult perdsonals within Pinas. I’m very” active!!!” ,if u know whata meana say1
I just wanna know on where can I find “active” women/girls thru the use of internet in order to really get laid!

pls help me!!!!pls!

P.S. Pls don’t ever show this question on the web,k’se,nakakahiya eh!
pls lang pare/mare, tulong naman oh. Pls also suggest /recommend an “orgy site”
if you know of any(w/in the Phils. only!) - Anonymus via email

Chica - I think there are several horny chicks that visit this site. Try the message board. Sorry. I just had to show this letter.

Ii come in peace…i noticed that you answer questions so BITINGLY…and so full of sarcasm…yet so full of WIT…which is very uncommon among filipinos like us…so i gotta ask… did you live in the states for a while? (please spare me the sarcasm. i’m just curious, that’s all.) paula powbear719@putanginamo.com - Paula via email

Chica - I wont bite your head off! I did live in the states for a while. How did you know?

Alam nyo n b ang l8est?… c nikki valdez n ska c troy montero! nong say m? - Pretty Yhang via text

Chica - Wow! So Troy isn’t gay afterall! But why Nikki V? He might as well be gay. I’m sure she has a nice “personality”. I’m also sure she is beautiful on the inside (I just wish someone would filp her ass inside out).

hi chica, my no is 09194024539 hope you call me or text me my email add is grant1633@yahoo.com - via email

Chica - No, I will not call you or text you. I’d rather listen to Carlos Agassi try and rap. After this, you should be getting some emails or text messages.

Hi Chica… just wanna say more power to your Dear Chica column and to putanginamo.com. I think your a great person na magaling mambilog ng utak ng tao. I really enjoy yung pangaasar at advice mo to your avid fan reader. Its really fun to read. But i know deep inside you, you enjoy these jokes and letters from your fan. Knowing their experiences sometimes it affects you. Well.. Mabuhay kayo! - via email

Chica - Yes, we try and masterbate the minds of the people and their hands do the rest. I do enjoy the mail and text message except when I’m watching Rosalinda! Hehehe….

dear chica, why is your website microsoft-friendly? try using javascript instead of vbscript since the former is a multi-platform language! one thing, you’re just making bill gates more famous by using his stup!d vb-sh*t!!! tortang talong 8==D- - via email

Chica - Because Bill Gates is my tito. Besides, vbscript has the hyper conlogics active gateway script in the .shitml.

Chika, Yung digital picture mo sa web sayt, ikaw ba talago ‘yun o kinopya mo lang-kung ikaw ‘yun, Ganda mo! - Anonymus via email

Chica - If you read the other “Dear Chica” letters, you would already know that it is me. Why don’t you ask people on the mailing list?

it’s refreshing to have discovered such colorful commentary while surfing the late night. it’s sad that i can’t seem to meet anyone half as interesting or witty. guess i need to get out more often. another thing i noticed…if you squint your eyes at your picture it becomes clearer. ironic, no? maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me. - Anonymus via email

Chica - Thank you! Most people would call me an @sshole or a smart @ss. If you shrink my picture by 75% you will see a smaller picture.

It’s good to exercise the freedom of expression, but you’ve gone overboard. I know there are sites like fuckyou.com, etc. but you could’ve chosen more discreet ones. But let’s face it, yours is unique (the website!). My question? ..Do you have a boyfriend, where can I get the application form and fall in line? ABS @;-) <— Kulot - via email

Chica - Overboard?! We have not even started. If we chose, imacoolpinoy.com, people would never visit us. I don’t have a boyfriend, you can fill out an online application form at www.getalife.com. (I bet guys will actually go to the url)

Hoy! Why does your hp have a lot of spelling mistakes? - Anonymus via email

Chica - Because I try and imitate the people who send me letters!

Hi chica, is that yolur picture on the site and why is it blurry? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Again, if you read the previous letters, you would not be asking this question. Again, the picture is distorted so that I will be protected from millions(and millions) of jologs. Hehehe…….

Can ask u kung may alam ka website ng pinoy sexy actor dis jerome laurel? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Why do you have to ask? You already did dumbass! Why don’t you just type jerome laurel in a search engine? Just but those bold star magazines! It’s cheaper than the internet connection!

hi chica! i just discovered ur site - buti d kayo nase - censor sa content ng mga articles esp sa portion mo na Dear Chica? - kirei21MCavite via text

Chica - Nobody shall dare censor us! Not even Erap can stop us! Not even the all mighty Jolina can stop us! If you think this is “pushing it”, just wait……..

TAO PO ? ! - Anonymus via text

Chica - What the hell? You expect me to answer all text messages? I answer on the website. You could still text me though. I like to waste your money.

hi wuz up! can i know f ders a rave party 2nyt? ksi i see ur no. wen i open ur website. Anonymus via text

Chica - Hey cool techo raver! Sorry, I don’t keep track of all these “underground” raves. Oh, BTW…. it’s not a rave party. Just call it a rave(if it is a real one). Rave party is redundant. Rave Party sounds like one of those compilation CD’s!

chica ano b tsismis nababato ako sakay ako ng bus pauwi. - Anonymus via text

Chica - The latest tsismis is that there is this person on a bus watching Rossalinda while scratching themselves.

Do you know whats between Carlos Agasi n Onemig Bondoc? Deyr fucking buddies! - Anonymus via text

Chica - How do you know? Did you join them? It seems like everybody nowadays(me included) wants to know the inside scoop. Does everybody idolize Boy Agunda and Kris Aquino? If it is true, I wouldn’t be suprised…..

putangina.com! hehehe! cool website dude! laughing trip ako when i read all of your responses to the stupid questions some of your “avid fans” posted. Keep up the cool work chica! - Wassup Pipol via email

Chica - It’s Putanginamo.com! I’m not a dude, dude. I’m a dudette. Thanks! I wouldn’t call them “avid fans”, I would call them “rabid” fans. There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Only STUPID PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS………….

http://www.geocities.com/eacitph yan ung papalink ko. - Anonymus via text

Chica - Goto the free for all links and put it in the “Check out my stupid website” section.

you are one funny badd ass chick..= ) -esswang via email

Chica - HELL YEAH! I’m an internet gangsta! I’ll beat up all the girls!l

Hi Chica, Wow great name…. please check out this site I made for my own amusement, but wound up causing a whole lot of government agencies lots of angst! The Probe Team TV show is working on a story about it and should have the story out by the end of Sept. The best part is the guestbook and all the comments from the viewers. Since I put this site up on June 12th I have had over 41000 people hit that site…amazes me. http://www.djl.net/jewels Recently an online E-zine highlighted me at: http://www.pinoycityusa.com/talent.htm - DjL via email

Chica - Ok, you owe me P5,000 for 5000 impressions! Your a mini PLDT.com! Not!