hi wuz up! can i know f ders a rave party 2nyt? ksi i see ur no. wen i open ur website. Anonymus via text

Chica - Hey cool techo raver! Sorry, I don’t keep track of all these “underground” raves. Oh, BTW…. it’s not a rave party. Just call it a rave(if it is a real one). Rave party is redundant. Rave Party sounds like one of those compilation CD’s!

chica ano b tsismis nababato ako sakay ako ng bus pauwi. - Anonymus via text

Chica - The latest tsismis is that there is this person on a bus watching Rossalinda while scratching themselves.

Do you know whats between Carlos Agasi n Onemig Bondoc? Deyr fucking buddies! - Anonymus via text

Chica - How do you know? Did you join them? It seems like everybody nowadays(me included) wants to know the inside scoop. Does everybody idolize Boy Agunda and Kris Aquino? If it is true, I wouldn’t be suprised…..

putangina.com! hehehe! cool website dude! laughing trip ako when i read all of your responses to the stupid questions some of your “avid fans” posted. Keep up the cool work chica! - Wassup Pipol via email

Chica - It’s Putanginamo.com! I’m not a dude, dude. I’m a dudette. Thanks! I wouldn’t call them “avid fans”, I would call them “rabid” fans. There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Only STUPID PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS………….

http://www.geocities.com/eacitph yan ung papalink ko. - Anonymus via text

Chica - Goto the free for all links and put it in the “Check out my stupid website” section.

you are one funny badd ass chick..= ) -esswang via email

Chica - HELL YEAH! I’m an internet gangsta! I’ll beat up all the girls!l

Hi Chica, Wow great name…. please check out this site I made for my own amusement, but wound up causing a whole lot of government agencies lots of angst! The Probe Team TV show is working on a story about it and should have the story out by the end of Sept. The best part is the guestbook and all the comments from the viewers. Since I put this site up on June 12th I have had over 41000 people hit that site…amazes me. http://www.djl.net/jewels Recently an online E-zine highlighted me at: http://www.pinoycityusa.com/talent.htm - DjL via email

Chica - Ok, you owe me P5,000 for 5000 impressions! Your a mini PLDT.com! Not!