hi chica, my no is 09194024539 hope you call me or text me my email add is grant1633@yahoo.com - via email

Chica - No, I will not call you or text you. I’d rather listen to Carlos Agassi try and rap. After this, you should be getting some emails or text messages.

Hi Chica… just wanna say more power to your Dear Chica column and to putanginamo.com. I think your a great person na magaling mambilog ng utak ng tao. I really enjoy yung pangaasar at advice mo to your avid fan reader. Its really fun to read. But i know deep inside you, you enjoy these jokes and letters from your fan. Knowing their experiences sometimes it affects you. Well.. Mabuhay kayo! - via email

Chica - Yes, we try and masterbate the minds of the people and their hands do the rest. I do enjoy the mail and text message except when I’m watching Rosalinda! Hehehe….

dear chica, why is your website microsoft-friendly? try using javascript instead of vbscript since the former is a multi-platform language! one thing, you’re just making bill gates more famous by using his stup!d vb-sh*t!!! tortang talong 8==D- - via email

Chica - Because Bill Gates is my tito. Besides, vbscript has the hyper conlogics active gateway script in the .shitml.

Chika, Yung digital picture mo sa web sayt, ikaw ba talago ‘yun o kinopya mo lang-kung ikaw ‘yun, Ganda mo! - Anonymus via email

Chica - If you read the other “Dear Chica” letters, you would already know that it is me. Why don’t you ask people on the mailing list?

it’s refreshing to have discovered such colorful commentary while surfing the late night. it’s sad that i can’t seem to meet anyone half as interesting or witty. guess i need to get out more often. another thing i noticed…if you squint your eyes at your picture it becomes clearer. ironic, no? maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me. - Anonymus via email

Chica - Thank you! Most people would call me an @sshole or a smart @ss. If you shrink my picture by 75% you will see a smaller picture.

It’s good to exercise the freedom of expression, but you’ve gone overboard. I know there are sites like fuckyou.com, etc. but you could’ve chosen more discreet ones. But let’s face it, yours is unique (the website!). My question? ..Do you have a boyfriend, where can I get the application form and fall in line? ABS @;-) <— Kulot - via email

Chica - Overboard?! We have not even started. If we chose, imacoolpinoy.com, people would never visit us. I don’t have a boyfriend, you can fill out an online application form at www.getalife.com. (I bet guys will actually go to the url)

Hoy! Why does your hp have a lot of spelling mistakes? - Anonymus via email

Chica - Because I try and imitate the people who send me letters!

Hi chica, is that yolur picture on the site and why is it blurry? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Again, if you read the previous letters, you would not be asking this question. Again, the picture is distorted so that I will be protected from millions(and millions) of jologs. Hehehe…….

Can ask u kung may alam ka website ng pinoy sexy actor dis jerome laurel? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Why do you have to ask? You already did dumbass! Why don’t you just type jerome laurel in a search engine? Just but those bold star magazines! It’s cheaper than the internet connection!

hi chica! i just discovered ur site - buti d kayo nase - censor sa content ng mga articles esp sa portion mo na Dear Chica? - kirei21MCavite via text

Chica - Nobody shall dare censor us! Not even Erap can stop us! Not even the all mighty Jolina can stop us! If you think this is “pushing it”, just wait……..

TAO PO ? ! - Anonymus via text

Chica - What the hell? You expect me to answer all text messages? I answer on the website. You could still text me though. I like to waste your money.