Dear Chica. I sincerely believe that you are a nice person!! and you look good in the distorted picture. since sex and perversion are the only questions addressed to u i’ll ask u differently…. why are there such kind of persons?? thanks a lot and u are very cute!! cedric, ur fan at may crush sa iy, 19 yrs, taking up ab eng!! - Cedric via email

Chica - Why do you think you know me? Do you think that we are friends? Hell no! There are “those kind of persons” because everybody is like that one way or the other! I think you need help if you have a crush on someone from this site!

Dear Chica, why do they call the man that handles their invstment a BROKER? Kidding I would just like to know what is a jolog? and what BTW stands for? Thanks - Bobo via email

Chica - A jolog is a person who is Pro-Erap. A jolog is a person who wears bright neon yellow or orange plastick “Birks”. Actually anybody can be a jolog. You don’t have to be poor to be a jolog. When I answer questions, I try and be a jolog. BTW stand for But The Weiner. But The Weiner means that you should put your butt next to a weiner.

Hi chica, its me allain an internet and game sucker want to know more about u can i hab ur picture as in a clear picture of yours including ur resume hehe! biggest fan. - Stan via email

Chica - What is “allain”? People might think that I made a typo. You suck internet and games? Doesn’t that hurt? How do you fit the modem in you mouth? You must be sucking on one of those pocket USB modems. What gmes do you suck? Playstation? Dreamcast? Family Computer? If you want to know more about me, then use your imagination. I’m not giving anymore information about myself. I would like to be able to walk outside without being mobbed by 1,000’s of jologs : ) If you want a clear picture, try and fix it your self. Why do you want my resume? I don’t wanna work with you at Jolliebee!

chika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Anonymus via email

Chica - Looking to my partner in life? I hope that was a typo! You’ll never find someone if you really talk that way. Your 30 years old? You must be the oldest person visiting this site! I thought this site only attracted 10 year olds.

a chika…what if inlove ka sa isnag girl pero she doesnt like you…but u still want her…what should i do?pero maraming may alam sa school na may gusto ka sa kanya pero wla syang gusto sa’yo…thanks.. - Ice via email

Chica - I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are not true to yourself…….just kidding, you thought you were gonna get a straight answer from me???!!! I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are ONE UGLY BASTARD!!!!!! Face it people, people are see you on the outside. If you think your beautiful on the inside, then flip yourself inside out then!!!! Sorry for being mean but that’s the truth. It’s true, it’s true. Why don’t you just try and buy her. I’m sure she has a price. Maybe P20?

If you could “hear” men’s thoughts..whose thoughts would you want to hear first? - El Demonyo via email

Chica - I could hear mens thoughts! I would like to hear the thoughts of Erap. I would probably get bored cuz I woldn’t hear anything!!!!!!!