Sup Bitch. Got a question for your wannabe hip hop ghetto ass. Are you
really as ooogly as you come across? I bet you’re hiding cause your shit
would be slammed if we saw how you really looked. I heard you were so oogly
you would make an onion cry. It’s probably good your pic is blurred cause
if it was focused you would crack my monitor you litle native rat. What you
need is a good scrubbin’ you dirty weak ass jeepney riding Taft avenue
walking rotten kuta smellin cocksucker. P.S. Tell your mom wassssap! - Mr.Chavez via email - hawkinsjj10@hotmail.com

Chica - Wannabe hip hop ghetto ass? Who said that I’m Carlos Agassi? If you read the past issues, you would know why I choose not to show myself. One reason is so that jologs like to don’t hound me when I’m doin’ my thing. Understand? I heard you were sooo ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom. You bark pretty loud for someone with a Hotmail.com address. Your a stereotype living the hype……

chica i dont know how can u stomach this kind of shit that u are doin? wala k na bang pagalang sa sarili mo? what the fuck are you doin? wala ka na bang magawa sa buhay mo? - Edelaine Alfaro Tordecillas via email

Chica - Heloooooo?????? Do you think I spend hours doing this website? Do you think I loose sleep over this? Hell no! This is my secret identity. During the day I’m Clark Kent. It’s funny that people often complain about this site. Sometimes they complain 3-4 times a week. If you don’t like this site then goto Disney.com! Next!

Hey chica…im from jersey and im coming back to pinas this month… u know any one that i could chill with while im there? ages 18-21…iight thanks…..jenevy 18yrs old. - Jjenevy via email

Chica - Yeah. I know this perfect guy. He just “Resigned” from his job, so he isn’t doing much. He is rich too. He lives in North Greenhills. I’ll hook you up.

ive just graduated from college.Iam working for an ISP company, as a web
developer. Iam enjoying my job. The problem is I dont like the ppl i work
with especially the ppl that has higher position than me, I want to kill
all of them. Could you help me on how I could kill them. Thanks and I love
you.hika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Mike via email

Chica - Don’t kill them. It might get you fired. What you could do is piss in their coffee when they are not looking. Better yet, piss in the water bottle in the canteen. After they drink the piss water, email them through a fake account in hotmail telling them that they drank piss

GREETINGS TO YOU MA’AM CHICA!

I’LL BE VERY STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! I hope u dnt mind! I have been joining and sending e-mails to several “horny” female members of several
adult perdsonals within Pinas. I’m very” active!!!” ,if u know whata meana say1
I just wanna know on where can I find “active” women/girls thru the use of internet in order to really get laid!

pls help me!!!!pls!

P.S. Pls don’t ever show this question on the web,k’se,nakakahiya eh!
pls lang pare/mare, tulong naman oh. Pls also suggest /recommend an “orgy site”
if you know of any(w/in the Phils. only!) - Anonymus via email

Chica - I think there are several horny chicks that visit this site. Try the message board. Sorry. I just had to show this letter.

Ii come in peace…i noticed that you answer questions so BITINGLY…and so full of sarcasm…yet so full of WIT…which is very uncommon among filipinos like us…so i gotta ask… did you live in the states for a while? (please spare me the sarcasm. i’m just curious, that’s all.) paula powbear719@putanginamo.com - Paula via email

Chica - I wont bite your head off! I did live in the states for a while. How did you know?

Alam nyo n b ang l8est?… c nikki valdez n ska c troy montero! nong say m? - Pretty Yhang via text

Chica - Wow! So Troy isn’t gay afterall! But why Nikki V? He might as well be gay. I’m sure she has a nice “personality”. I’m also sure she is beautiful on the inside (I just wish someone would filp her ass inside out).