Hey Chica… So. why is your pic so DARK??? Zits? - Alain via email

Chica - Have you ever heard of the term mystery? Oh, how about anonymous? No zits…..only big ass warts on my butt! Ha! If your reading this, I guess you saw my new picture.

Dear Chica, well I got a problem about this guy that I like. Now he got a girlfriend and I just can’t forget him and move on ,coz I’m still inlove with him and I don’t know what to do? - Kaytagal via email

Chica -you’re lucky!! why?– Coz you’re given one road to choose, and that is let go! At this point you’re at, every advise will be bullish. So dont force yourself to forget him, just let it pass. Keep me updated if there’s progress.

Could you somehow put a celebrity in front the computer and let them chat with us ordinary people? - Francis via email

Chica - What kind of celebritiy? Bomba star? Jolina? Having personally chatted with these celebritys, I personally find it more interesting chatting with “oridinary” people. Why not try abs-cbn.com or their wack ass pinoycentral.com? You gotta stop going gaga over these “stars”. They are just as ordinary as you and me! I know some of them. Lets just chat with each other instead. How come nobody uses the WHITE BOARD CHAT? Everytime I go in nobody is there? It’s a nice chat room where you can draw stuff on the same white board! Coolio…

Dear Chica, Carlos Agassi can’t rap. Feeling Will Smith yun gagong yun. - Anonymus via text

Chica - You got that right! I’d like to see him battle Down Earf or Johnny Krush! I don’t know much about hip hop and rap but I do know that he sucks more than a Malate pokpok. If there was ever a gay rapper, he is it(even if aint gay). Sorry, you played yourself Mr. Amir. BTW, what’s up with Amir? Is he bumbay? Not that it’s bad to be bumbay. Bumbays are cool!

I saw your # in d internet. Y is it titled putangina? hu r u? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Y? Because we can! And the name is not PUTANGINA! It’s Putanginamo.com! Do not forget the dot, other wise you might get pregnant. Get it? Hehehe. Ok, stupid joke….

Dear Chica, pare….may libreng internet accnt ka ba dyan…..kung meron bigyan mo naman ako tol…….promise, bibigyan kita ng libreng hithit….hmmnnnnn….sarappp…swabe… email - ang iyong brod, HARD-Kulangot - via email

Chica - Chong, pre , that is illegal.

Dear Chica, Isn’t the DLSU and Ateneo rivilary annoying? - Anonymus via text

Chica - It sure is. The battle of the pare’s. You know pare’s you should just chill out. DLSU and Ateneo are like GMA and ABS-CBN. Both are just carbon copies of eachother. Having too much school pride can be damaging to your health. It’s funny how students complain how hard is it to study and how annoying their teachers are but then get mad when someone says something bad about their school. These two schools act all bad but in reality UP can kick both their butts at the same time! What do you think about the AMA and STI rivilary?