Oi Chica. Pwede m bng patayin c april boy at c judy ann?putangina.com nabuburat na ako don eh. and meron ka bng marijuana dyan? - Anonymus via email

Chica - Why would you want to kill April Boy and Judy Ann? A lot of people who visit this site will be very sad!!! Why not just have them mate and have a kid. The kid would be the MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE PHILPPINES. Nope, no weed here. Why dont you check the other site. Hehe….

Dear Chica, can u teach me how 2 smoke?personally. wat brand do i buy?shud i use a lyter or matches? - lcv 2000 via text

Chica - Smoking is bad for you health. If you want to die quicker, then just reveal yourself to the people who write in the guestbook! Hahaha! If you do smoke, I suggest the chong pare brand blue seal. Don’t use a lighter, use two rocks instead.

Ey CHIKA, i tried so many times to call it quits wd my bf pero ayawnya.what will i do eh di ko na sya labs? - Jo3ym via email

Chica - If you don’t love him then let him go unless you like the sex. Your name is Joy, right?

Dear Chica, when r u guys gona update ur website? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Open your eyes and sign up to the mailing list. This site doesn’t have a schedule for updates. We update when there’s content. The only thing monthly is the “Photo of the month” and the “MP3 of the month”. If anybody has an event they would like us to cover, let us know.

Are you gay? gay as in BAKLA! Fredrick Santiago FrederickS@man.ph.sykes.com

Chica - No. I’m not gay. Why do you think I’m gay Mr.Fredrick Santiago FrederickS@man.ph.sykes.com? Is it becuase this site has content about models and fashion? You must be gay if you don’t like models. Maybe you want us to feature male models! You must be macho. Macho chupa…..btw, it’s not bad being gay. I have lots of gay friends. Maybe you want them to email you. Hint hint….