Dear chica! nde pa ko nakaka-kantot kahit kelan ng babae! pwede mo ba ko bigyan ng experience? pwede ba tayong dalawa? teka…. babae ka nga ba ? - Anno Nymus via email

Chica - Haha!!! Loser! You one of those guys that tries to get some through the net. I bet you found this site at Yehey.com while looking for Joyce Jiminez pictures to use for jacking off. Of course I’m a girl, I better change my picture cuz I’m getting too many loosers like you emailing me. I fee like I’m the girl in Dogma and all you guys are Silent Bob and the other guy!

Suck my f#%k*n d&ck - Anno Nymus via unimobile

Chica - You again. How original. I have never recieved a message like that. I guess your saving your “Talk ‘n Text” credits cuz you txt through unimobile.

Dear Chica, how come you never answer any of my questions?

Chica - Becuase you need REAL HELP. If your question doesn’t get answered, post them on the “Dear Chica” section in the message board and I’ll see what I can do. If I can’t answer them, maybe someone else can. Maybe I’ll post the rejects and let you Dear Chica wannabes respond….

Chica dear, send na ko ng mail sayo no answer? Bat ganun? may pinipili ka ba? Anywayz, I like your website so sana naman sagutin mo na yun ma sabina. - Via text

Chica - “……………….”

Im gay but I think I’m no anymore because I’ve been hanging often with my male buddies lately. I’m confused. Am I bisexual? - Doddy via text

Chica - Your not bisexual, your just horny. You wanna do it with guys and girls! What about animals? What about the holes in bowling balls? Do they turn you on?

May BF ka na ba? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Seeeeeeeeeecret………I’m so showbiz.