hi chica, ikaw ba yung girl na nasa picture sa main page? sino ka don sa photo? btw, bakit pala ang baga i-access ang putangina.com pag local isp? do u have another alternative mirror site?

Chica - It’s me. Maybe your talking about the photo with Joey Mead? I don’t know who that girl is. Probably some “Cool Techno Raver”. When you goto Putangina.com it goes to Register.com. Register.com is not a local ISP. You see the same thing when you goto Putanginamorin.com. I wonder what’s gonna be on that site……

dear chica, is that you on the blurry pic? if thats you, then i would say that you are one pretty babe. why blur it when you’ve got the looks? anyway, this web site is the best. i just wanna ask you. why does carlo agassi think hes cool? i mean hes not cool, man. he mother fuckin stink!!! - RUBBERKID

Chica - Hey RubberKid! Why are you RubberKid? You use a lot of rubbers? That’s me, the blurry picture. I blur the picture so that people don’t recognize me when I go out. It’s for my protection. Plus, I don’t wanna sign hundreds of autographs! Hehehe. I don’t know if Carlos Agassi thinks he’s cool. Mabye he is a nice guy in person. Maybe he can freestyle like Common or Del The Funky Homosapien. Maybe Jolina has a baby. Maybe Joyce J is a virgin. Mabye Kuya Germs really has black hair. Maybe Judy Ann is pretty. Maybe Kris Aquino is very smart and just acts stupid.

Heya Chica, my girlfriend and I have been going out for 3 months. Our sex life is OK by far but I wanted more…I’ve given her oral sex with the lights on but when she gives the lights have to be off. We talked about this over and over but she seems unfair about it. Now I need your advice how to have her perform fellatio with the lights on? Btw, are you naked behind the picture??? - TheHive

Chica - I think she doesn’t wanna see your balls upclose. Balls are already ugly from far away. Imagine if they were right next to your eyeballs! Your just a freaky MF! Haha! I’m not naked behind the picture. I don’t trust the photographer!

Hi pare kewl website pare. ganda mo naman pare, sobrang interesting website natin pare. Iam mo pare patok ka talaga, kaya pare pa-kis naman pare kung pwede lang pare! - Anonymus via email

Chica - We don’t think we are cool. If you want a kiss, go to www.kiss.com. Maybe one day we will be able to send cyber kisses through the internet. You attach some sort of device to your lips and feel the pressure. It could even have a tongue too! I bet someone already made one at MIT.

Dear Chica, what can I do to get over my katorpehan? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Get some balls and go for it! If you get dissed, oh well…..try and try again. Come on! If Leo Martinez can get a girl, why can’t you? Unless your more annoying than Leo Martinez.

Chika, iv vcited ur syt, putanginamo.com yesterday, & I fnd it so cul. jst wanna ask wat do you thnk bout chico and delmar? d 2 djs n 93.9 kcfm evry mrning? - Mojo via text

Chica - Wow! You really know text short hand! Good thing I’m an expert! Hehe…Chico and Delmar, those are the DJ’s who came out with that ground breaking album right? The can really sing! They are so talented. They are up there with Lea Salonga! If you didn’t know by now, I’m just kidding. I don’t have a radio so I don’t get to listen to them much. The only time I get to listen to them is when I’m in a taxi or bus. I heard that they are gonna be part of the Pinoy Greatest Performers compilation CD along with Carlos Agassi, Idol Zone…..excuse me I have to barf……Sumpako(or is it Sampako), April Boy, Marvin Augustine, and ________ <— insert your favorite formula singer here. They deserve each other.