Hi, I’m Miss Diss (but you can call me Miss Diss) and some time last week, I left my first ever comment here on Putanginamo!com. And now for some strange reason—thanks to Mr. Obet, good feng shui, and the countless cuss words on my blog—I’ve become one of this site’s guest bloggers.

I (barely) maintain two blogs that don’t acknowledge each other’s existence because I’m weird like that. You can visit one of them at diss-anything.blogspot.com; it’s where I, well, diss anything.

My pastimes include: guesssing blind items, working outside office hours, surfing the net during office hours, watching B horror flicks on TV waiting for kinky-creepy shower scenes, glaring at people who use their call center English accents in public (but can’t translate it to good written English), poking fun at “showbiz” showbiz people who don’t have the balls to admit they’re gay/pregnant/surgically enhanced/untalented/useless to society, ridiculing pretentious artistes who label themselves as “artists” because they think it’s “cool” (but will never admit it), rolling my eyes at URLs and email addresses with the words “cute,” “ganda,” “pretty,” and their equivalents in them, and faithfully sticking to my skin care regimen. Among many others.

So, yeah, that’s all for now.