(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
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By SuperDimple
Voters Registration period is one of the worst thing a person can get into. Here are some of the reasons why I , and a lot of people, hate it so much:
1. There’s too many people. Enough said. I think this is self-explanatory.
2. It’s too damn hot. Yeah, Global Warming is taking its toll. The place where you register has a broken airconditioner and the electric fan they’re using is panahon pa ni Kopong Kopong.
3. B.O. alert! Of course, when there’s too many people and it’s hot, the abundance of body odor goes with it. There’s that carpenter who hasnt showered, that tindera who was selling pork all day at the palengke, there’s that rich doña who has B.O. simply because she was born with it (haha!), and all kinds of people who have sweat and oil in their bodies. Yuck!
4. High blood pressure gets contagious. When it’s hot, the tendency is that a lot of people would get angry and tired and then their blood pressure would rise. And then they’d shout at you for cutting in line when you werent really cutting and then you’d shout at them back for falsely accusing you and then a bloody fist-fight will eventually take place.
5. They’d lose my name everntually. Last election, my mom registered in Antipolo. But when she was about to vote, her name wasnt on the list! It turns out her name went all the way to Marikina. What the hell?
6. Some of the politicians aren’t even worth voting for. Some of them abuse their power. It makes me think about those politicians you see in movies. They have goons, guns, they have secret hideouts in warehouses and some other cliche you can think of. Take that Governor of Abra, Gov. Valera who allegedly ordered the death of Rep. Bensamin for example.
That’s why this election, I’m not going to vote. I’m not even going to register. Haggard eh.
Comments
ihola dimples!
hehe, nandito ka na pala..
well? nice points… but how about online voting? 
Dimple for the Philippines’ sake…please go out and vote..
masyadong mababaw na haggard lang ang dahilan mo, burgis na burgis…
Imagine kung lahat ganyan gawin?
di wala na namang nangyari…. sisisihin nyo na naman ang gobyerno?
sisigaw sa mendiola Imperialismo, burukrata, kapitalista IBAGSAK!!!
galing na ako dyan…wala din nabago at napala…ibahin na natin ang istilo…
dapat ang pagbabago magsimula saiyo mismo…
kung ang tindera nga sa palengke at karpintero nahahanapan
pa nila ng oras mag rehistro matapos ang malakabayong kayod,
kung di Donya nga madami ng pera pupunta pa…..
ikaw pa nagsusunog lang ng oras makapag BLOG dito…
kung nawawala ang pangalan mo ireklamo mo, dyan malalabanan mo ang paglipana ng mga flying voters, magdala ka na lang ng mentos pang laban sa High Blood at Yamot…
dont expect sa StarBucks ang registration at mahirap lang ang ating bayan.
lam mo napuna ko..kahit saang lupalop na napuntahan ko sa mundo, ganyan sinasabi tuwing eleksyon,,,walang matinong kandidato..tumakbo ka kaya?
tyak sasabihan ka ring walang kwenta hehehe
muli…sa atin dapat magsimula ang pagbabago!!!
Si Hagibis po para Congressman!!! ( BOW )
“ikaw pa nagsusunog lang ng oras makapag BLOG dito…” - wow, what the hell. hindi ka ba nagsusunog ng oras na basahin ang blog na ‘to?
i abstain from voting…
i abstain from meat on ash wednesday…
i abstain from backbiting…
i abstain from harsh language, lying and vain talk…
i abstain from fast food…
i abstain from intoxicating drugs or drinks…and friends (they are the only reason i ever drink — KIDDING!)
…but i wont abstain from SEX!!!
ABSTAIN FROM UNSAFE SEX OR DIE!!! 
Night Fox….sentido kumon!
i can Blog and Vote!
binasa mo pero di mo naunawaan?
naku yan ang character ng mga flying voters!
ano ba? 4 lines na lang nga eh, di mo na naman binasang maige….
Salamat Dimple…mula ngayon tagahanga mo na ako!!!
Di ko na tatanong pinag daanan mo while registering hahaha
I can picture it…pero Mabuhay Ka!!!
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