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Dear Chica. I sincerely believe that you are a nice person!! and you look good in the distorted picture. since sex and perversion are the only questions addressed to u i’ll ask u differently…. why are there such kind of persons?? thanks a lot and u are very cute!! cedric, ur fan at may crush sa iy, 19 yrs, taking up ab eng!! - Cedric via email

Chica - Why do you think you know me? Do you think that we are friends? Hell no! There are “those kind of persons” because everybody is like that one way or the other! I think you need help if you have a crush on someone from this site!

Dear Chica, why do they call the man that handles their invstment a BROKER? Kidding I would just like to know what is a jolog? and what BTW stands for? Thanks - Bobo via email

Chica - A jolog is a person who is Pro-Erap. A jolog is a person who wears bright neon yellow or orange plastick “Birks”. Actually anybody can be a jolog. You don’t have to be poor to be a jolog. When I answer questions, I try and be a jolog. BTW stand for But The Weiner. But The Weiner means that you should put your butt next to a weiner.

Hi chica, its me allain an internet and game sucker want to know more about u can i hab ur picture as in a clear picture of yours including ur resume hehe! biggest fan. - Stan via email

Chica - What is “allain”? People might think that I made a typo. You suck internet and games? Doesn’t that hurt? How do you fit the modem in you mouth? You must be sucking on one of those pocket USB modems. What gmes do you suck? Playstation? Dreamcast? Family Computer? If you want to know more about me, then use your imagination. I’m not giving anymore information about myself. I would like to be able to walk outside without being mobbed by 1,000’s of jologs : ) If you want a clear picture, try and fix it your self. Why do you want my resume? I don’t wanna work with you at Jolliebee!

chika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Anonymus via email

Chica - Looking to my partner in life? I hope that was a typo! You’ll never find someone if you really talk that way. Your 30 years old? You must be the oldest person visiting this site! I thought this site only attracted 10 year olds.

a chika…what if inlove ka sa isnag girl pero she doesnt like you…but u still want her…what should i do?pero maraming may alam sa school na may gusto ka sa kanya pero wla syang gusto sa’yo…thanks.. - Ice via email

Chica - I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are not true to yourself…….just kidding, you thought you were gonna get a straight answer from me???!!! I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are ONE UGLY BASTARD!!!!!! Face it people, people are see you on the outside. If you think your beautiful on the inside, then flip yourself inside out then!!!! Sorry for being mean but that’s the truth. It’s true, it’s true. Why don’t you just try and buy her. I’m sure she has a price. Maybe P20?

If you could “hear” men’s thoughts..whose thoughts would you want to hear first? - El Demonyo via email

Chica - I could hear mens thoughts! I would like to hear the thoughts of Erap. I would probably get bored cuz I woldn’t hear anything!!!!!!!

Is it true that Jay-Z is half Filipino?

Dear Chica:
Yes, how do you think he got that nose and Beyonce?

I loves all of you!!!! Caloy

The following UNEDITED email was sent to Putanginamo.com:

Dear people in Putanginamo.com

I introduse myself. I’m Caloy . I saw your home page wen I was looking for informations for showbisness. I don’t very much like you home page but maybe you can help me. I want to look for women pen pal from all over the world. Please paste my letter and email and foto in your home page. Thank you very much. Caloy

I loves all of you!!!! Caloy

Helow beutifull ladys. I’m Caloy, God’s gift to women. I wants to meet all you women in the world. My dreams is meet all of you in the world! You are all very very wondering to me! If you come to the Philippines, you can stay with me. I will shows you around Manila and escourt you around the touwns. I loves all of you!!!! Caloy

Here is my informations

My achevments
I was seen the newspaper when the opening of Love Text. I have mowntain bycickle and won a award for achever in my clas in New Era.

My likes
I likes to travel. Last year I wented to Laguna, Baguio, Caloocan, and even Antipolo in Paddys Point. In my free moment I view MTV and go 2 the movie hause and play pool table. I likes to go to a rave parties and bars that have many of pritty girls and babes. My favorite restarant is Jolliebee. I can eat 4 hamburgers in 1 time!

My don’t likes
I don’t like plastik people who always shows offs theyr things. I don’t like people who are allways fighting me. If they try I will box them on theyr face very much!

My looks
My moma says I looks like Aga Mulach and I’m very pogi! My tall is 5feets and 5 inches. My wait is 150 ponds. My skin is brown but I can looks like a mestiso like Troy Montero! I haves a brown eyes coulor and a nice black hair.

My talents
I have many many many talents. In high schuol I plays many many sport like tenis, swiming, volayball, baskettball, I knows how to sing. My friends says I sing like Martin Neivera and Gary V. I can spoke other language like Tagalog, Spanish and Engllish.

My hobys
I like to kissing gurls. It is true! I computer every day I can. My aspiration in life are to becom actor, model, and fotographer so I can Kodak famus Filipina models!

I loves all of you!!!! Caloy

The squatter situation will not go away soon. The governments quick solution can’t overthrow over centuries of poverty, hopelessness, ignorance, oppression and self hatred. The modern day squatter is over 400 hundred years in the making. It is likely that a present day squatter’s parents, grandparents, great grandparents and great great grandparents have also been squatters.

What is the definition of a squatter? A person or persons who setup residence on somebody’s land without paying rent or permission. If that’s the case, then the squatters you see today all around our cities are products of the original squatters. When the Spanish came here they did not own any land. They just “settled??? (colonized, murdered and raped) and claimed it in the name of King Philip. They are the original squatters. But through our benevolent nature we let them take what was once ours. As generations came, we believed that what was ours is now theirs.

Killer Jane

Alpombra - (al-pom-bra) n. multi colored sandals with a
thick and tough strap made of cloth, it has shiny nuggets of metal
imitation flakes glued to the cloth strap; this type of footwear
was intended for women but the usual people who fancy this
footwear are the men who have no sandals, they stole it from their
lolas and mothers.

Apipak - (a-pee-phak) n. three to four strands of hair found
on top of the big toe.

Askal - (ass-khal) n. the highway breed of dogs.

Asogue - (ass-oh-geh) n. armpit hairs.

Baklog - (bhak-log) n. a homosexual johlog; they are
inclined to dressing up like girls and the are known to pay gay
sex or some chupchup.

Baktol - (bhak-tol) n. third level of armpit stench; the
odor is similar to a rotten guava; the nature of this smell is to
stick to the clothes and mix with the sweat, this is the usual
odor of the atmosphere during UP registration.

Baktong - (bhak-tohng) n. nipples darting through clothing;
best seen when wet.

Banil - (bah-neel) n. dark line found at the back of the
neck of obese people, this line resembles that of libag although
this line is permanent.

Barnakol - (bar-na-kol) n. germs and dirt collectively found
at the back of the neck and has not been washed for a long period
of time.

Buffalo - (boo-fah-low) n. a pseudo-male homosexual person.

Bulastog - (boo-las-tog) n. the bigger version of Tuknene;
usually the egg is hardboiled, but in some cases it is found to be
the egg of Balut or the egg of Penoy; coño individuals call it
‘dough egg’.

Bultokatchi - (bul-to-kah-tsi) n. splash of water hitting
the buttocks, created when feces falls down the toilet bowl and
hits the water hard.

Buris - (boo-rees) n. watery discharge from the anus,
happens when feces is stuck inside the long intestine for a long
period and what is supposed to be hard crap becomes a watery crap;
the anus becomes like a faucet of shit.

Burnik - (boor-nick) n. the hairs outside the ring of
your anus; can also be found under the scrotum balls, it is
usually where excess tidbits of feces hang from.

Butuytuy - (boo-tooi-tooi) n. small penis belonging to a
child.

Champion - (chyam-pyon) n. refers to a person who has,
according to buffalos, ‘admirable qualities’; adj. something
exotic.

Chikchak - (tshik-tshak) v. to eat; part of the gay lingo,
anyone caught using this verb is assumed a gay johlog or most
commonly known as baklog.

Chicklog - (tshik-lohg) n. female johlog.

Chupchup - (tshup-tshup) v. to kiss, to suck, to lick; part
of the gay lingo, anyone caught using this word is definitely a
baklog.

Coñolog - (kon-yoh-log) n. a rich person having qualities of
a johlog, no breeding.

Haliparot - (hah-lee-pah-rot) n. gayish gay.

Iskabru - (ees-kah-bruh) n. dirt found under the female
breasts; syn. kukurikabu.

Jabbar - (ja-bar-r) adj. first level of armpit stench, the
body obtains excessive sweat.

Jabongga - (dja-bong-ga) v. to have sex.

Jigoy - (dji-ghoy) v. to masturbate.

Johlog - (dyho-lohg) n. v. adj. adv. v.t. bibl. eccl.
colloq. derog. the past, the future, the present, similar to Fido
Dido, words cannot describe its essence, champion!!! panalo!!!

Kaboodel - (ka-bu-del) n. booger.

Kachichas - (ka-chi-chas) n. the unbearable odor reeking
from the feet of an individual who has bad foot hygiene.

Kahoy - (kah-hoy) n. an erect penis.

Kalamantutay - (ka-la-man-tuh-tay) n. name which gives off a
very disturbing odor.

Kito - (kee-tô) v. to have sex.

Kukurikabu - (koo-koo-ree-ka-boo) n. germs and dirt found
collectively under the female breasts; caused by excess baby
powder applied to the body, most of the time it is the result of
not taking baths; carriers are mostly women with big breasts.

Kuntil - (koon-tihl) n. excess skin found outside the ear,
it is shaped like the spikes of a massage slipper.

Kuskusin - (khoos-khoos-een) n. stupid person; adj. stupid,
syn. shabu.

Kuyog - (kuh-yhog) v. hitting the head of a person to the
point of beating that individual to death; experts of this type of
kung-fu belong to the fraternities of Farmers, Manuela and Jaloux.

Kuyukot - (kuh-yuh-khot) n. male penis, tumbong.

Kwek-kwek - (kwhek-kwhek) n. fried quail eggs wrapped in
dough with orange food coloring.

McArthur - (mac-ar-tur) n. a nugget of feces which comes
back after flushing.

Mulmol - (mhul-mhul) n. hair strategically located on the
center of a mole, it is difficult to remove even if plucking were
applied, the most effective process of removal known is that of
the laser.

Ngotngot - (ngot-ngot) n. the spiral cord of a telephone.

Nicotine - (ni-ko-tin) n. yellow stain marks located in
front of the underwear, it is caused by dried excretions of urine
and in some cases semen.

Ormot - (ur-mot) n. skid marks; dark colored streaks found
under the underwear belonging to individuals who have crapping
problems.

Pakaplog - (pa-kap-log) n. Filipino breakfast, pandesal -
kape - itlog; v. to touch a woman’s breast in a favor type manner.

Panalo - (pa-na-lo) n. a bigger and better champion.

Pasas - (pa-sas) n. nipples belonging to an old woman.

Pido - (pee-do) n. a person who “loves” children.

Pilahan - (pee-la-han) v. to gang rape.

Piso-piso - (pee-so-pee-sow) adj. describes the legs of a
girl with numerous scars resembling one peso coins.

Puyukot - (puh-yuh-khot) n. small round pieces of feces
similar that of a cat’s.

Retaretarded - (re-ta-re-tar-ded) adj. describes a person
who is one and a half stupid.

Shabu - (sha-booh) adj. describes what happens to your brain
when you are having a conversation with the likes of Nbrit’s
sister, conversations like these cause the brain to melt and the
nose to bleed because of overwhelming english; n. person who
appears to have no brains.

Smakatum - (smak-ka-tuhm) n. dirt found inside or outside
the ears.

Spakaldum - (spah-kal-doom) n. hairs found on the female
nipple.

Sprikitik - (spree-kee-tik) n. germs and dirt found
collectively on the wristwatch, caused by occasional sprays of
perfume on the wrists which give the latter adhesive qualities and
a magnetic reaction towards dirt.

Squaconlog - (skwa-kon-log) n. a skwater person dressing up
like a rich person but the natural aura of being a johlog is
obviously exemplified.

Squalog - (skwa-log) n. the worst kind of a johlog, this
person has no respect at all for anything.

Tabuge - (tah-buh-ghe) n. feces which is round shaped.

Tang - (tang) n. watery feces which splashes on the cheeks
of a person’s buttocks.

Tangbururot - (tang-bu-ru-rot) n. tang with small chunky
pieces.

Tarugo - (tah-ru-go) n. penis having a dark shaded color,
oftentimes the color is dark violet or for Afro-Americans, black.

Tigidig - (tee-gee-deeg) n. pimples.

Tobol - (to-bol) n. long hard piece of feces.

Toneng - (to-neng) n. sex.

Tripoktik - (tree-pok-teek) n. final droplets of urine after
taking a piss, those that do not drop are left to dry on the
underwear which after a few hours turns into nicotine.

Tuknene - (thuk-ne-ne) n. fried hardboiled quail eggs
wrapped with orange dough, in some areas it is called Kwek-kwek,
in the provinces it is referred to as Tiokneneng(chuk-ne-neng).

Tutyang - (tut-yang) n. the hairs found in the insides of
the nose, these hairs usually stick out.

Warrior - (wo-ri-yor) n. suspicious looking character, a
person associated with rumbles, holdups, pick-pocketing, rugby and
solvent sniffing. purse snatching, and kikil, they always come in
groups.

Weneklek - (whe-nhe-klhek) n. hairs found around the nipple,
usually on the areola area.

Dear Chica. I sincerely believe that you are a nice person!! and you look good in the distorted picture. since sex and perversion are the only questions addressed to u i’ll ask u differently…. why are there such kind of persons?? thanks a lot and u are very cute!! cedric, ur fan at may crush sa iy, 19 yrs, taking up ab eng!! - Cedric via email

Chica - Why do you think you know me? Do you think that we are friends? Hell no! There are “those kind of persons” because everybody is like that one way or the other! I think you need help if you have a crush on someone from this site!

Dear Chica, why do they call the man that handles their invstment a BROKER? Kidding I would just like to know what is a jolog? and what BTW stands for? Thanks - Bobo via email

Chica - A jolog is a person who is Pro-Erap. A jolog is a person who wears bright neon yellow or orange plastick “Birks”. Actually anybody can be a jolog. You don’t have to be poor to be a jolog. When I answer questions, I try and be a jolog. BTW stand for But The Weiner. But The Weiner means that you should put your butt next to a weiner.

Hi chica, its me allain an internet and game sucker want to know more about u can i hab ur picture as in a clear picture of yours including ur resume hehe! biggest fan. - Stan via email

Chica - What is “allain”? People might think that I made a typo. You suck internet and games? Doesn’t that hurt? How do you fit the modem in you mouth? You must be sucking on one of those pocket USB modems. What gmes do you suck? Playstation? Dreamcast? Family Computer? If you want to know more about me, then use your imagination. I’m not giving anymore information about myself. I would like to be able to walk outside without being mobbed by 1,000’s of jologs : ) If you want a clear picture, try and fix it your self. Why do you want my resume? I don’t wanna work with you at Jolliebee!

chika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Anonymus via email

Chica - Looking to my partner in life? I hope that was a typo! You’ll never find someone if you really talk that way. Your 30 years old? You must be the oldest person visiting this site! I thought this site only attracted 10 year olds.

a chika…what if inlove ka sa isnag girl pero she doesnt like you…but u still want her…what should i do?pero maraming may alam sa school na may gusto ka sa kanya pero wla syang gusto sa’yo…thanks.. - Ice via email

Chica - I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are not true to yourself…….just kidding, you thought you were gonna get a straight answer from me???!!! I think that she doesn’t like you becuase you are ONE UGLY BASTARD!!!!!! Face it people, people are see you on the outside. If you think your beautiful on the inside, then flip yourself inside out then!!!! Sorry for being mean but that’s the truth. It’s true, it’s true. Why don’t you just try and buy her. I’m sure she has a price. Maybe P20?

If you could “hear” men’s thoughts..whose thoughts would you want to hear first? - El Demonyo via email

Chica - I could hear mens thoughts! I would like to hear the thoughts of Erap. I would probably get bored cuz I woldn’t hear anything!!!!!!!

Name: sp02
Sex: Male
Age: 16
Email: robert_13@hotmail.com
Display email: Yes
Question: i have this “huge” problem. i have a girl and malapit na kaming mag-sex.pro the “huge” problem is, i have 4 inched dick.ang liit!nahihiya ako kasi baka pagtawanan lang ako ng girlfriend ko and baka i-compare nya yung dick ko sa dick ng x-boyfriend nya.. what should i do?! im in desperate need to have my dick enlarged!!

help!

sp02*

Chica - I read in Time magazine that a cow has 20X the sucking power of a vacum. I suggest to goto the nearest farm and find a cow. I think you will like the cow better than your girlfriend.

Name: Son ni Gokou
Sex: Male
Age: 19
Question: I am in luv w/ a very impossible girl, actually ok lang kung ganon lang but the problem she’s older than me, worse kasama ko pa sya sa bahay. Dunno, if ever na d ko pa nasabi sa kanya to, mawawala na respeto ko sa srili ko. ano gagawin ko?

Chica - Sounds like Mission Impossible. I think you should do what Caloy did. I bet he gets all the women now!

chica, are u amiel? taena masyado ka ng desperado chongki boy! wala ka na
bang magawa sa buhay mo? maganda site mo oo! pero yang pinag gagawa mo, nde
yan gawain ng isang bedista! tang ina! sa bagay, nde kita masisisis, isa kang
desperadong bedista na walang magawa at tinatamad umamin na isang kang bakla.
hehehehe.

-pakensheT - via email

Chica - No, I’m not Amiel. It seems like some parlor gay is claiming to be me! Of couse this site is not something a Bedista would do. A Bedista would make a Jolina or April Boy fan site instead. Is it Bedista or Badingsta?

TULUNGAN MO KO WALA AKO GIRLFRIEND EH!!!!
Anonymous- via email

Chica - So what! Join the billions of men around the world. Why don’t you just buy a goat or something.

hey chica!
is barbi from barbi’s cradle a lezbo? n if she was, wud u fall 4 her?

ba2sai - via email

Chica - I think she’s taken by Aiza Seguerra.

Dear Chica
May pag-asa pa ba ang Pilipinas? May mga pilipino pa
bang handang isugal ang buhay para sa bayan? Anong
pag-ibag ba ang hihigit sa pagmamahal sa tinubuang
lupa? What do you think about Aisa Seguerra’s song?

googoo - via email

Chica - There is NO hope for our country. If there was, this website would not exist. Regarding Aiza’s song, I think she’s singing it to Lolit Solis.

hi i’m almerick i’m 17 n m studyin in singapore.. ok sobra site mo..! haha i came accross you site
kc i was wonderin if sum1 took the domain na… gonna put up a site sana e.. heheh well i guess
naunahan ako… i really hope this doesnt get posted on your dear chica comments.. id greatly
appreciate that… hmm… do you have icq? cud i get ur uin? that is if its ok.. =)
yah and btw, i tried to “undo” you pic but cant seem to do it… sorry just curious… =)

almerick =P - via email

Chica - So you wanted to make a website with the Putanginamo.com domain? What would you do with the domain? I think the owner is selling it for $350,000.00. So many other websites try to copy Putanginamo.com and fail like you failed 3rd grade. BTW, the fact that you said, “I really hope this doesn’t get posted”, means you wanted it posted. Your not fooling anybody!