hi can i know what is the feature of dear chica pls send me ur infomation about this - Nelson via email

Chica - Read it and find out. Do I need to explain everything?

hello! i’ve read the email about the guy who wanted to kill his higher subordinates.. and that his looking for a girl to setle with.. well mah cousin is also looking for a guy about his age and she’s also in canada! in case his interested he can email her at Toriah_94@yahoo.com thanks!!! btw. i like yer attitude!! go girl!!. - Mestiza via email

Chica - Your friend must be very desperate! I hope she like old fat horny white dudes.

Dear Chica:

I am noticing that many of your questions and responses are in English, yet many of those on the message board are in Tagalog (I think). Do you translate the questions you receive before posting them or do you leave the text intact.

Neal - via email

Chica - There’s no translation. I just reply in English so those stupid AmeriKKKans can understand! Hehehe

hey i just checked out ur site…its bad ass chica! im from the states and
ive never ever seen a filipino website like that before. its not like that
gay shit other filipinos post on the net, its the real deal. keep it up girl
-stephanie - via email

Chica - We don’t keep it real, we keep it RIGHT…..

what is the best sex position to impress a girl?. - Anonymus via text

Chica - Try against the wall while standing on your hands while surfing the net.

chica, u think ur so special…ur the kind of person that cares only for herself and her wellbeing. ur comments made me laugh at first, but ur comments just got so stupid at times it makes me want think about ur present situation in life…hmmm sounds like u got a LOT of problems…about whining about ur shitty job, shitty what-have u. what does ur e-collumn do anyway? try to make people laugh at making stupid comments at (sometines) serious quetions…maybe it’s that kind of image u want to show to the public. (that ur a bitch no matter how u look at urself.) no wonder ur pic is pixelated. no offense but thats how i see things. - Anonymus via email

Chica - Do you really think this is my job? Do you think this website earns money to pay for employees? Helooooooo!! I’m not trying to do anything with this “Dear Chica” crap. If you don’t like it then visit one of those tired lame ass “fLiP pRIdE 4eVa” websites. My advise for you my friend is………Don’t hate, just masterbate!

hummm… nice site, i hope your helping ppl instead of making em more sick, hehehehe anyways i like it! keep it up. im not on the edge of the cliff so i think ill just wanna say hi to all of u guys.. esp chica
=) - Fast Track Digital via email

Chica - After they visit this website they become sicker.

Sup Bitch. Got a question for your wannabe hip hop ghetto ass. Are you
really as ooogly as you come across? I bet you’re hiding cause your shit
would be slammed if we saw how you really looked. I heard you were so oogly
you would make an onion cry. It’s probably good your pic is blurred cause
if it was focused you would crack my monitor you litle native rat. What you
need is a good scrubbin’ you dirty weak ass jeepney riding Taft avenue
walking rotten kuta smellin cocksucker. P.S. Tell your mom wassssap! - Mr.Chavez via email - hawkinsjj10@hotmail.com

Chica - Wannabe hip hop ghetto ass? Who said that I’m Carlos Agassi? If you read the past issues, you would know why I choose not to show myself. One reason is so that jologs like to don’t hound me when I’m doin’ my thing. Understand? I heard you were sooo ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom. You bark pretty loud for someone with a Hotmail.com address. Your a stereotype living the hype……

chica i dont know how can u stomach this kind of shit that u are doin? wala k na bang pagalang sa sarili mo? what the fuck are you doin? wala ka na bang magawa sa buhay mo? - Edelaine Alfaro Tordecillas via email

Chica - Heloooooo?????? Do you think I spend hours doing this website? Do you think I loose sleep over this? Hell no! This is my secret identity. During the day I’m Clark Kent. It’s funny that people often complain about this site. Sometimes they complain 3-4 times a week. If you don’t like this site then goto Disney.com! Next!

Hey chica…im from jersey and im coming back to pinas this month… u know any one that i could chill with while im there? ages 18-21…iight thanks…..jenevy 18yrs old. - Jjenevy via email

Chica - Yeah. I know this perfect guy. He just “Resigned” from his job, so he isn’t doing much. He is rich too. He lives in North Greenhills. I’ll hook you up.

ive just graduated from college.Iam working for an ISP company, as a web
developer. Iam enjoying my job. The problem is I dont like the ppl i work
with especially the ppl that has higher position than me, I want to kill
all of them. Could you help me on how I could kill them. Thanks and I love
you.hika ,im here in canada im looking to my partner in my life ,im single 30 yrs old male - Mike via email

Chica - Don’t kill them. It might get you fired. What you could do is piss in their coffee when they are not looking. Better yet, piss in the water bottle in the canteen. After they drink the piss water, email them through a fake account in hotmail telling them that they drank piss

GREETINGS TO YOU MA’AM CHICA!

I’LL BE VERY STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! I hope u dnt mind! I have been joining and sending e-mails to several “horny” female members of several
adult perdsonals within Pinas. I’m very” active!!!” ,if u know whata meana say1
I just wanna know on where can I find “active” women/girls thru the use of internet in order to really get laid!

pls help me!!!!pls!

P.S. Pls don’t ever show this question on the web,k’se,nakakahiya eh!
pls lang pare/mare, tulong naman oh. Pls also suggest /recommend an “orgy site”
if you know of any(w/in the Phils. only!) - Anonymus via email

Chica - I think there are several horny chicks that visit this site. Try the message board. Sorry. I just had to show this letter.

Ii come in peace…i noticed that you answer questions so BITINGLY…and so full of sarcasm…yet so full of WIT…which is very uncommon among filipinos like us…so i gotta ask… did you live in the states for a while? (please spare me the sarcasm. i’m just curious, that’s all.) paula powbear719@putanginamo.com - Paula via email

Chica - I wont bite your head off! I did live in the states for a while. How did you know?

Alam nyo n b ang l8est?… c nikki valdez n ska c troy montero! nong say m? - Pretty Yhang via text

Chica - Wow! So Troy isn’t gay afterall! But why Nikki V? He might as well be gay. I’m sure she has a nice “personality”. I’m also sure she is beautiful on the inside (I just wish someone would filp her ass inside out).

hi chica, my no is 09194024539 hope you call me or text me my email add is grant1633@yahoo.com - via email

Chica - No, I will not call you or text you. I’d rather listen to Carlos Agassi try and rap. After this, you should be getting some emails or text messages.

Hi Chica… just wanna say more power to your Dear Chica column and to putanginamo.com. I think your a great person na magaling mambilog ng utak ng tao. I really enjoy yung pangaasar at advice mo to your avid fan reader. Its really fun to read. But i know deep inside you, you enjoy these jokes and letters from your fan. Knowing their experiences sometimes it affects you. Well.. Mabuhay kayo! - via email

Chica - Yes, we try and masterbate the minds of the people and their hands do the rest. I do enjoy the mail and text message except when I’m watching Rosalinda! Hehehe….

dear chica, why is your website microsoft-friendly? try using javascript instead of vbscript since the former is a multi-platform language! one thing, you’re just making bill gates more famous by using his stup!d vb-sh*t!!! tortang talong 8==D- - via email

Chica - Because Bill Gates is my tito. Besides, vbscript has the hyper conlogics active gateway script in the .shitml.

Chika, Yung digital picture mo sa web sayt, ikaw ba talago ‘yun o kinopya mo lang-kung ikaw ‘yun, Ganda mo! - Anonymus via email

Chica - If you read the other “Dear Chica” letters, you would already know that it is me. Why don’t you ask people on the mailing list?

it’s refreshing to have discovered such colorful commentary while surfing the late night. it’s sad that i can’t seem to meet anyone half as interesting or witty. guess i need to get out more often. another thing i noticed…if you squint your eyes at your picture it becomes clearer. ironic, no? maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me. - Anonymus via email

Chica - Thank you! Most people would call me an @sshole or a smart @ss. If you shrink my picture by 75% you will see a smaller picture.

It’s good to exercise the freedom of expression, but you’ve gone overboard. I know there are sites like fuckyou.com, etc. but you could’ve chosen more discreet ones. But let’s face it, yours is unique (the website!). My question? ..Do you have a boyfriend, where can I get the application form and fall in line? ABS @;-) <— Kulot - via email

Chica - Overboard?! We have not even started. If we chose, imacoolpinoy.com, people would never visit us. I don’t have a boyfriend, you can fill out an online application form at www.getalife.com. (I bet guys will actually go to the url)

Hoy! Why does your hp have a lot of spelling mistakes? - Anonymus via email

Chica - Because I try and imitate the people who send me letters!

Hi chica, is that yolur picture on the site and why is it blurry? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Again, if you read the previous letters, you would not be asking this question. Again, the picture is distorted so that I will be protected from millions(and millions) of jologs. Hehehe…….

Can ask u kung may alam ka website ng pinoy sexy actor dis jerome laurel? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Why do you have to ask? You already did dumbass! Why don’t you just type jerome laurel in a search engine? Just but those bold star magazines! It’s cheaper than the internet connection!

hi chica! i just discovered ur site - buti d kayo nase - censor sa content ng mga articles esp sa portion mo na Dear Chica? - kirei21MCavite via text

Chica - Nobody shall dare censor us! Not even Erap can stop us! Not even the all mighty Jolina can stop us! If you think this is “pushing it”, just wait……..

TAO PO ? ! - Anonymus via text

Chica - What the hell? You expect me to answer all text messages? I answer on the website. You could still text me though. I like to waste your money.

hi wuz up! can i know f ders a rave party 2nyt? ksi i see ur no. wen i open ur website. Anonymus via text

Chica - Hey cool techo raver! Sorry, I don’t keep track of all these “underground” raves. Oh, BTW…. it’s not a rave party. Just call it a rave(if it is a real one). Rave party is redundant. Rave Party sounds like one of those compilation CD’s!

chica ano b tsismis nababato ako sakay ako ng bus pauwi. - Anonymus via text

Chica - The latest tsismis is that there is this person on a bus watching Rossalinda while scratching themselves.

Do you know whats between Carlos Agasi n Onemig Bondoc? Deyr fucking buddies! - Anonymus via text

Chica - How do you know? Did you join them? It seems like everybody nowadays(me included) wants to know the inside scoop. Does everybody idolize Boy Agunda and Kris Aquino? If it is true, I wouldn’t be suprised…..

putangina.com! hehehe! cool website dude! laughing trip ako when i read all of your responses to the stupid questions some of your “avid fans” posted. Keep up the cool work chica! - Wassup Pipol via email

Chica - It’s Putanginamo.com! I’m not a dude, dude. I’m a dudette. Thanks! I wouldn’t call them “avid fans”, I would call them “rabid” fans. There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Only STUPID PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS………….

http://www.geocities.com/eacitph yan ung papalink ko. - Anonymus via text

Chica - Goto the free for all links and put it in the “Check out my stupid website” section.

you are one funny badd ass chick..= ) -esswang via email

Chica - HELL YEAH! I’m an internet gangsta! I’ll beat up all the girls!l

Hi Chica, Wow great name…. please check out this site I made for my own amusement, but wound up causing a whole lot of government agencies lots of angst! The Probe Team TV show is working on a story about it and should have the story out by the end of Sept. The best part is the guestbook and all the comments from the viewers. Since I put this site up on June 12th I have had over 41000 people hit that site…amazes me. http://www.djl.net/jewels Recently an online E-zine highlighted me at: http://www.pinoycityusa.com/talent.htm - DjL via email

Chica - Ok, you owe me P5,000 for 5000 impressions! Your a mini PLDT.com! Not!

Dear Chica, putang ina mo! And I’m nt refering 2 ur website!!! - Anonymus via text

Chica - (When I got this message I rang this person’s phone just to annoy them. I usually don’t do this but I was bored : )

Misd call ka jan! cnt afford 2 call me?just hope id b able 2 c my crude rmark on ur cool webbie!

Chica - Of course I can’t afford to call you. If I was a rich SOB, do you think I would spend my time answering questions from total strangers? I would be traveling and shopping! As for your “crude” remark…. do you really think I will cry cuz of what you texted me?

Help! I ws nt lyk dis until i study at an all - gurl school! I am falling in lov 2 a gurl! wat shud I do? - Chickie

Chica - Cool….another lesbien. My theory stands correct! The reason the Philippines has so many gay men and women is becuase of the isolation! What do these nuns and priests expect in an all girl and all boy school? There are only two outputs: 1) You either become gay or 2) You become horny ass hell! Am I right or am I right?

putangina.com! hehehe! cool website dude! laughing trip ako when i read all of your responses to the stupid questions some of your “avid fans” posted. Keep up the cool work chica! - Wassup Pipol via email

Chica - It’s Putanginamo.com! I’m not a dude, dude. I’m a dudette. Thanks! I wouldn’t call them “avid fans”, I would call them “rabid” fans. There’s no such thing as a stupid question. Only STUPID PEOPLE WHO ASK QUESTIONS………….

do u think AMA is a rily MF rotten school lyk every1 else says? - Mojo via text

Chica - No, AMA isn’t rotten, just the students! Hehehe….just kidding! I actually almost went there. If I was an AMA student, I would go to the states and make $100,000 a year as a programmer instead of making P6,000 here! Is Jolina still the AMA mascot? I heard that the AMA students protested that she be removed as their mascot. Is that true? LONG LIVE THE AMA AND JOLINA LOVE TEAM!

r u a pervert? - chickie via text

Chica - No, but your mom is. Why would you say that? I would say that most people that email and text me are the perverts! WAIT! Aren’t you the same Chickie that is falling in love with a girl? Your trying to get with me huh? You wanna hump me huh? I think you will have better luck with the girl in your school.

dear chica, if goemon(samurai guy of lupin) fought kenchi(of samurai x), who wud win? - Kalbo via text

Chica - Hey, didn’t I already answer one of your questions already? I don’t know, I never watched any of those movies. The only ones I’ve seen are Ghost in the shell and Ninja Scroll. I think the 2 girls in those movies will kick both Goemon and Kenchi’s ass!

hi chica, ikaw ba yung girl na nasa picture sa main page? sino ka don sa photo? btw, bakit pala ang baga i-access ang putangina.com pag local isp? do u have another alternative mirror site?

Chica - It’s me. Maybe your talking about the photo with Joey Mead? I don’t know who that girl is. Probably some “Cool Techno Raver”. When you goto Putangina.com it goes to Register.com. Register.com is not a local ISP. You see the same thing when you goto Putanginamorin.com. I wonder what’s gonna be on that site……

dear chica, is that you on the blurry pic? if thats you, then i would say that you are one pretty babe. why blur it when you’ve got the looks? anyway, this web site is the best. i just wanna ask you. why does carlo agassi think hes cool? i mean hes not cool, man. he mother fuckin stink!!! - RUBBERKID

Chica - Hey RubberKid! Why are you RubberKid? You use a lot of rubbers? That’s me, the blurry picture. I blur the picture so that people don’t recognize me when I go out. It’s for my protection. Plus, I don’t wanna sign hundreds of autographs! Hehehe. I don’t know if Carlos Agassi thinks he’s cool. Mabye he is a nice guy in person. Maybe he can freestyle like Common or Del The Funky Homosapien. Maybe Jolina has a baby. Maybe Joyce J is a virgin. Mabye Kuya Germs really has black hair. Maybe Judy Ann is pretty. Maybe Kris Aquino is very smart and just acts stupid.

Heya Chica, my girlfriend and I have been going out for 3 months. Our sex life is OK by far but I wanted more…I’ve given her oral sex with the lights on but when she gives the lights have to be off. We talked about this over and over but she seems unfair about it. Now I need your advice how to have her perform fellatio with the lights on? Btw, are you naked behind the picture??? - TheHive

Chica - I think she doesn’t wanna see your balls upclose. Balls are already ugly from far away. Imagine if they were right next to your eyeballs! Your just a freaky MF! Haha! I’m not naked behind the picture. I don’t trust the photographer!

Hi pare kewl website pare. ganda mo naman pare, sobrang interesting website natin pare. Iam mo pare patok ka talaga, kaya pare pa-kis naman pare kung pwede lang pare! - Anonymus via email

Chica - We don’t think we are cool. If you want a kiss, go to www.kiss.com. Maybe one day we will be able to send cyber kisses through the internet. You attach some sort of device to your lips and feel the pressure. It could even have a tongue too! I bet someone already made one at MIT.

Dear Chica, what can I do to get over my katorpehan? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Get some balls and go for it! If you get dissed, oh well…..try and try again. Come on! If Leo Martinez can get a girl, why can’t you? Unless your more annoying than Leo Martinez.

Chika, iv vcited ur syt, putanginamo.com yesterday, & I fnd it so cul. jst wanna ask wat do you thnk bout chico and delmar? d 2 djs n 93.9 kcfm evry mrning? - Mojo via text

Chica - Wow! You really know text short hand! Good thing I’m an expert! Hehe…Chico and Delmar, those are the DJ’s who came out with that ground breaking album right? The can really sing! They are so talented. They are up there with Lea Salonga! If you didn’t know by now, I’m just kidding. I don’t have a radio so I don’t get to listen to them much. The only time I get to listen to them is when I’m in a taxi or bus. I heard that they are gonna be part of the Pinoy Greatest Performers compilation CD along with Carlos Agassi, Idol Zone…..excuse me I have to barf……Sumpako(or is it Sampako), April Boy, Marvin Augustine, and ________ <— insert your favorite formula singer here. They deserve each other.

Dear chica! nde pa ko nakaka-kantot kahit kelan ng babae! pwede mo ba ko bigyan ng experience? pwede ba tayong dalawa? teka…. babae ka nga ba ? - Anno Nymus via email

Chica - Haha!!! Loser! You one of those guys that tries to get some through the net. I bet you found this site at Yehey.com while looking for Joyce Jiminez pictures to use for jacking off. Of course I’m a girl, I better change my picture cuz I’m getting too many loosers like you emailing me. I fee like I’m the girl in Dogma and all you guys are Silent Bob and the other guy!

Suck my f#%k*n d&ck - Anno Nymus via unimobile

Chica - You again. How original. I have never recieved a message like that. I guess your saving your “Talk ‘n Text” credits cuz you txt through unimobile.

Dear Chica, how come you never answer any of my questions?

Chica - Becuase you need REAL HELP. If your question doesn’t get answered, post them on the “Dear Chica” section in the message board and I’ll see what I can do. If I can’t answer them, maybe someone else can. Maybe I’ll post the rejects and let you Dear Chica wannabes respond….

Chica dear, send na ko ng mail sayo no answer? Bat ganun? may pinipili ka ba? Anywayz, I like your website so sana naman sagutin mo na yun ma sabina. - Via text

Chica - “……………….”

Im gay but I think I’m no anymore because I’ve been hanging often with my male buddies lately. I’m confused. Am I bisexual? - Doddy via text

Chica - Your not bisexual, your just horny. You wanna do it with guys and girls! What about animals? What about the holes in bowling balls? Do they turn you on?

May BF ka na ba? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Seeeeeeeeeecret………I’m so showbiz.

Will you Please xplain what Putanginamo.com website is about? I have nothing against your website. It may sound obnoxious to others. Any beautiful text mate there? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Hi. Will you please make your own observation? I have nothing against your question. You may sound obnoxious to others. Any ugly text mte there? I’m sure…..

Dear Chica, Can’t you pay somebody to beat the living crap out of Carlos Agassi? - Kalbo via text

Chica - I don’t have enough money to pay anyone but I’m sure that there are a lot of people that will kick his ass for FREE! Be carefull, the guy is actually kinda big. I saw him at Megamall a few weeksa ago. All the girls were giggling except for me. What’s up with that dumb ass song with that balikyaban with big boobs? If you hate Carlos Agassi look out for Mo Twister! I think Mo is a better rapper…..

Ikaw naman syadong naman ang question whj I mean is dner pr lng why? may ibang meaning pa b ang rkt? Hey girl no malice I will teach you - cris via text

Chica - What the HELL are you asking? Maybe you need someone to teach you how to write….

y chiac name mo? bagay kyo ni doctor dogan pnagkaiba nyo lng nauupdate site mo, sha hnde. pero quapo sha ha. pero masbagay kme kaysa kyo. putangina.com naman o! - Anonymus via text

Chica - My name is Chica cuz I’m Chica. Chica means girl not Chica like Rey Pumaloy. I don’t like Doctor Dogan, parang bading. It’s Putanginamo.com! Please get the name right otherwise you might end up on that other site….hehehe

Ok webbie nyo! Mga putangina nyo…. - SD KAlI via text

Chica - Putanginamorin(can’t register that, Mr.PLDT.com already did). What a waste of a text message, even if he sent it through the web.

Dear Chica, what do you think about that other site that is copying you guys? Baduy sila - Baduy via text

Chica - Um…..er……that site……..I think that they should…….No comment…..(showbiz)…..