Dear chica! nde pa ko nakaka-kantot kahit kelan ng babae! pwede mo ba ko bigyan ng experience? pwede ba tayong dalawa? teka…. babae ka nga ba ? - Anno Nymus via email

Chica - Haha!!! Loser! You one of those guys that tries to get some through the net. I bet you found this site at Yehey.com while looking for Joyce Jiminez pictures to use for jacking off. Of course I’m a girl, I better change my picture cuz I’m getting too many loosers like you emailing me. I fee like I’m the girl in Dogma and all you guys are Silent Bob and the other guy!

Suck my f#%k*n d&ck - Anno Nymus via unimobile

Chica - You again. How original. I have never recieved a message like that. I guess your saving your “Talk ‘n Text” credits cuz you txt through unimobile.

Dear Chica, how come you never answer any of my questions?

Chica - Becuase you need REAL HELP. If your question doesn’t get answered, post them on the “Dear Chica” section in the message board and I’ll see what I can do. If I can’t answer them, maybe someone else can. Maybe I’ll post the rejects and let you Dear Chica wannabes respond….

Chica dear, send na ko ng mail sayo no answer? Bat ganun? may pinipili ka ba? Anywayz, I like your website so sana naman sagutin mo na yun ma sabina. - Via text

Chica - “……………….”

Im gay but I think I’m no anymore because I’ve been hanging often with my male buddies lately. I’m confused. Am I bisexual? - Doddy via text

Chica - Your not bisexual, your just horny. You wanna do it with guys and girls! What about animals? What about the holes in bowling balls? Do they turn you on?

May BF ka na ba? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Seeeeeeeeeecret………I’m so showbiz.

Will you Please xplain what Putanginamo.com website is about? I have nothing against your website. It may sound obnoxious to others. Any beautiful text mate there? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Hi. Will you please make your own observation? I have nothing against your question. You may sound obnoxious to others. Any ugly text mte there? I’m sure…..

Dear Chica, Can’t you pay somebody to beat the living crap out of Carlos Agassi? - Kalbo via text

Chica - I don’t have enough money to pay anyone but I’m sure that there are a lot of people that will kick his ass for FREE! Be carefull, the guy is actually kinda big. I saw him at Megamall a few weeksa ago. All the girls were giggling except for me. What’s up with that dumb ass song with that balikyaban with big boobs? If you hate Carlos Agassi look out for Mo Twister! I think Mo is a better rapper…..

Ikaw naman syadong naman ang question whj I mean is dner pr lng why? may ibang meaning pa b ang rkt? Hey girl no malice I will teach you - cris via text

Chica - What the HELL are you asking? Maybe you need someone to teach you how to write….

y chiac name mo? bagay kyo ni doctor dogan pnagkaiba nyo lng nauupdate site mo, sha hnde. pero quapo sha ha. pero masbagay kme kaysa kyo. putangina.com naman o! - Anonymus via text

Chica - My name is Chica cuz I’m Chica. Chica means girl not Chica like Rey Pumaloy. I don’t like Doctor Dogan, parang bading. It’s Putanginamo.com! Please get the name right otherwise you might end up on that other site….hehehe

Ok webbie nyo! Mga putangina nyo…. - SD KAlI via text

Chica - Putanginamorin(can’t register that, Mr.PLDT.com already did). What a waste of a text message, even if he sent it through the web.

Dear Chica, what do you think about that other site that is copying you guys? Baduy sila - Baduy via text

Chica - Um…..er……that site……..I think that they should…….No comment…..(showbiz)…..

Oi Chica. Pwede m bng patayin c april boy at c judy ann?putangina.com nabuburat na ako don eh. and meron ka bng marijuana dyan? - Anonymus via email

Chica - Why would you want to kill April Boy and Judy Ann? A lot of people who visit this site will be very sad!!! Why not just have them mate and have a kid. The kid would be the MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE PHILPPINES. Nope, no weed here. Why dont you check the other site. Hehe….

Dear Chica, can u teach me how 2 smoke?personally. wat brand do i buy?shud i use a lyter or matches? - lcv 2000 via text

Chica - Smoking is bad for you health. If you want to die quicker, then just reveal yourself to the people who write in the guestbook! Hahaha! If you do smoke, I suggest the chong pare brand blue seal. Don’t use a lighter, use two rocks instead.

Ey CHIKA, i tried so many times to call it quits wd my bf pero ayawnya.what will i do eh di ko na sya labs? - Jo3ym via email

Chica - If you don’t love him then let him go unless you like the sex. Your name is Joy, right?

Dear Chica, when r u guys gona update ur website? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Open your eyes and sign up to the mailing list. This site doesn’t have a schedule for updates. We update when there’s content. The only thing monthly is the “Photo of the month” and the “MP3 of the month”. If anybody has an event they would like us to cover, let us know.

Are you gay? gay as in BAKLA! Fredrick Santiago FrederickS@man.ph.sykes.com

Chica - No. I’m not gay. Why do you think I’m gay Mr.Fredrick Santiago FrederickS@man.ph.sykes.com? Is it becuase this site has content about models and fashion? You must be gay if you don’t like models. Maybe you want us to feature male models! You must be macho. Macho chupa…..btw, it’s not bad being gay. I have lots of gay friends. Maybe you want them to email you. Hint hint….

Hey Chica… So. why is your pic so DARK??? Zits? - Alain via email

Chica - Have you ever heard of the term mystery? Oh, how about anonymous? No zits…..only big ass warts on my butt! Ha! If your reading this, I guess you saw my new picture.

Dear Chica, well I got a problem about this guy that I like. Now he got a girlfriend and I just can’t forget him and move on ,coz I’m still inlove with him and I don’t know what to do? - Kaytagal via email

Chica -you’re lucky!! why?– Coz you’re given one road to choose, and that is let go! At this point you’re at, every advise will be bullish. So dont force yourself to forget him, just let it pass. Keep me updated if there’s progress.

Could you somehow put a celebrity in front the computer and let them chat with us ordinary people? - Francis via email

Chica - What kind of celebritiy? Bomba star? Jolina? Having personally chatted with these celebritys, I personally find it more interesting chatting with “oridinary” people. Why not try abs-cbn.com or their wack ass pinoycentral.com? You gotta stop going gaga over these “stars”. They are just as ordinary as you and me! I know some of them. Lets just chat with each other instead. How come nobody uses the WHITE BOARD CHAT? Everytime I go in nobody is there? It’s a nice chat room where you can draw stuff on the same white board! Coolio…

Dear Chica, Carlos Agassi can’t rap. Feeling Will Smith yun gagong yun. - Anonymus via text

Chica - You got that right! I’d like to see him battle Down Earf or Johnny Krush! I don’t know much about hip hop and rap but I do know that he sucks more than a Malate pokpok. If there was ever a gay rapper, he is it(even if aint gay). Sorry, you played yourself Mr. Amir. BTW, what’s up with Amir? Is he bumbay? Not that it’s bad to be bumbay. Bumbays are cool!

I saw your # in d internet. Y is it titled putangina? hu r u? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Y? Because we can! And the name is not PUTANGINA! It’s Putanginamo.com! Do not forget the dot, other wise you might get pregnant. Get it? Hehehe. Ok, stupid joke….

Dear Chica, pare….may libreng internet accnt ka ba dyan…..kung meron bigyan mo naman ako tol…….promise, bibigyan kita ng libreng hithit….hmmnnnnn….sarappp…swabe… email - ang iyong brod, HARD-Kulangot - via email

Chica - Chong, pre , that is illegal.

Dear Chica, Isn’t the DLSU and Ateneo rivilary annoying? - Anonymus via text

Chica - It sure is. The battle of the pare’s. You know pare’s you should just chill out. DLSU and Ateneo are like GMA and ABS-CBN. Both are just carbon copies of eachother. Having too much school pride can be damaging to your health. It’s funny how students complain how hard is it to study and how annoying their teachers are but then get mad when someone says something bad about their school. These two schools act all bad but in reality UP can kick both their butts at the same time! What do you think about the AMA and STI rivilary?

Hey Chica… So. why is your pic so DARK??? Zits? - Alain via email

Chica - Have you ever heard of the term mystery? Oh, how about anonymous? No zits…..only big ass warts on my butt! Ha! If your reading this, I guess you saw my new picture.

Dear Chica, well I got a problem about this guy that I like. Now he got a girlfriend and I just can’t forget him and move on ,coz I’m still inlove with him and I don’t know what to do? - Kaytagal via email

Chica -you’re lucky!! why?– Coz you’re given one road to choose, and that is let go! At this point you’re at, every advise will be bullish. So dont force yourself to forget him, just let it pass. Keep me updated if there’s progress.

Could you somehow put a celebrity in front the computer and let them chat with us ordinary people? - Francis via email

Chica - What kind of celebritiy? Bomba star? Jolina? Having personally chatted with these celebritys, I personally find it more interesting chatting with “oridinary” people. Why not try abs-cbn.com or their wack ass pinoycentral.com? You gotta stop going gaga over these “stars”. They are just as ordinary as you and me! I know some of them. Lets just chat with each other instead. How come nobody uses the WHITE BOARD CHAT? Everytime I go in nobody is there? It’s a nice chat room where you can draw stuff on the same white board! Coolio…

Dear Chica, Carlos Agassi can’t rap. Feeling Will Smith yun gagong yun. - Anonymus via text

Chica - You got that right! I’d like to see him battle Down Earf or Johnny Krush! I don’t know much about hip hop and rap but I do know that he sucks more than a Malate pokpok. If there was ever a gay rapper, he is it(even if aint gay). Sorry, you played yourself Mr. Amir. BTW, what’s up with Amir? Is he bumbay? Not that it’s bad to be bumbay. Bumbays are cool!

I saw your # in d internet. Y is it titled putangina? hu r u? - Anonymus via text

Chica - Y? Because we can! And the name is not PUTANGINA! It’s Putanginamo.com! Do not forget the dot, other wise you might get pregnant. Get it? Hehehe. Ok, stupid joke….

Dear Chica, pare….may libreng internet accnt ka ba dyan…..kung meron bigyan mo naman ako tol…….promise, bibigyan kita ng libreng hithit….hmmnnnnn….sarappp…swabe… email - ang iyong brod, HARD-Kulangot - via email

Chica - Chong, pre , that is illegal.

Dear Chica, Isn’t the DLSU and Ateneo rivilary annoying? - Anonymus via text

Chica - It sure is. The battle of the pare’s. You know pare’s you should just chill out. DLSU and Ateneo are like GMA and ABS-CBN. Both are just carbon copies of eachother. Having too much school pride can be damaging to your health. It’s funny how students complain how hard is it to study and how annoying their teachers are but then get mad when someone says something bad about their school. These two schools act all bad but in reality UP can kick both their butts at the same time! What do you think about the AMA and STI rivilary?