In the tradition of posts about reality artista search dudes doing really stupid things, enter Fred Payawan. Fred who? Panopio? No! Payawan.

According to a PEP article bluntly titled “Fred Payawan admits he is still a virgin”, apparently that Fred person was in DJ Mo Twister’s “Forbidden Questions” and, you guessed it, he admitted that his pee-pee has remained untouched—by another person/woman/man/animal. And before going smart-ass on me and insisting that the Pinoy Big Brother Teen Edition isn’t a reality search (yeah, that’s where Freddie’s from—just found out now, too), don’t tell me all the kids there joined for the sake of “experience.”

So, yeah, anyway, he’s announced he hasn’t been laid his entire life. But I’m guessing people are more baffled about who the fuck this person is.